- Keep in touch with friends who aren't really friends but need to be called friends because they're in your "friend list"
- Keep and eye on your not friends' status' to make sure you don't miss out on any valuable and essential information, like: "OWNED. I GOT 12 - 9 KILL RATIO ON COD4."
- Become obsessed with it and enjoy a physical and mental magnetic-like attraction to your Facebook page, not wanting to miss out on anything your not-so-friends are doing.
- Join mindless, time consuming, pathetic, pointless spazzy games like FarmVille which give you no revenue to justify the wasting of your life.
- Get unwanted and undeserved gossip from your not-so-friends which you can grin over all evening and reply with witty and unwanted comments.
- Enjoy painful conversations with 5 year old brats who think they know better than everyone else and believe they have the god given right to post/say/comment in whatever manor they choose.
- Post all of your details enabling all sorts of ominous characters to know exactly where you live, what you do and when you do it.
Prepare to waste your life. It's sure as hell worth it, because it's Facebook! Everyone has it, so why shouldn't you?
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