Twitter or CCTV?

Well, It's a question we should all ask ourselves. Would you rather be on Twitter or 24 hour CCTV surveillance? It's actually quite a hard question to answer because there isn't much difference. On one hand you have CCTV cameras. The picture is normally grainy and fixed in one position. On the other hand, you have Twitter, your very own webpage which you update telling everyone where you are, what your doing and why your doing it. Normally, CCTV is fixed in one position so people don't know when you "just popped to the toilet" or "gone to the shop to buy more toliet paper because I have diahreah." Also, it would do me a hell lot of use to know that "Pete Smith of California is currently cutting the lawn" and what would I do if I didn't know when "Jane Parker is making dinner." I quote from the Twitter website:

Running late to a meeting? Your co–workers might find that useful.

They may also find it usefull to know why you are still sitting at your computer if you are RUNNING LATE FOR A MEETING!!.

I was looking at John Mccain's Twitter page and I have now wasted ten seconds of my life reading that "McCain is now walking down a corridoor."