You can look at it from so many different angles, but the end result will always be the same. Facebook is so damn boring.
In my bored - "2 AM, Can't be bothered to go to bed" - state, I decided to scroll through the good old Facebook news feed to find nothing but drivvel. Infact, now I feel like I could infact fall asleep. I recommend Facebook to insomniacs. I notice the people who spend hours and hours sitting at Facebook, updating their statuses, commenting on pictures, doing other things - but then rushing back to update their status to explain what they did just somewhere else. That in itself is boring and for the reader, it's boring almost to the point of suicide.
It's so bloody boring, that when I googled "Facebook is boring" before writing this article, the results that came up were Facebook pages called "boring." I'm not joking. People actually made Facebook pages called Boring... HOW BORING CAN YOU GET?
And if thats not enough, you could play on FarmVille, now that is one bloody boring game. Grow crops 'n crap, you may aswell go outside, pick some grass and shove it.. BoOoOoRING
Infact, I hope you found this article boring. Maybe if you did, you could return to Facebook and post even more boring stuff for the readers and socializers to be bored at
Now aint that boring ;)
Saturday, 30 April 2011
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